Joe Stryker

Nothing is as cool as Joe Stryker.

– Alfie, Episode 5: The iPhone

I’ll be over before you can say "Joe Stryker" three times.

– Joe Stryker, Episode 5: The iPhone

It’s because you lack confidence, Billy, and because you’re a nerd.

– Joe Stryker, Episode 2: Dating

Let me teach you, and you can get any girl you want.

– Joe Stryker, Episode 2: Dating

Joe Stryker! He’s dreamy!

- Girl, Pilot Episode

I wished for a mullet just like Joe Stryker’s!

– Jimmy, Pilot Episode

That’s why you never mess with a man’s peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It just might be his birthday.

– Joe Stryker, Pilot Episode